Today's post is dedicated to the AWG, who called me a lazy blogger. I told him if he only went cow-tipping once a week, he wouldn't be considered a lazy cow-tipper, or even your run-of-the mill enthusiast. No, he'd be a cow-tipping authority, and no one would question his dedication to the artform.*
The title is inspired by Brian Seitel, and does not necessarily reflect the opinion of the author.
OK, that's it. Talk to you soon. Aren't you glad you schlepped your hump all the way here?
*I didn't actually tell him this at the time, but I woke up at 3 a.m. wishing I had.
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